whoever discovered popcorn must have been really fucking freaked out
So I conducted a study, I call it: “The Hierarchy of #swag”
wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number????????????
“I'm not a psychopath, I'm a fully functioning sociopath. Do your research.”