lordoftheinternet:

whoever discovered popcorn must have been really fucking freaked out

thisisa-longdrive:

So I conducted a study, I call it: “The Hierarchy of #swag”

thisisa-longdrive:

So I conducted a study, I call it: “The Hierarchy of #swag”

I found my roommate’s twitter… 

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

theprincessof221b:

I don’t understand why I’m finding this so funny…

theprincessof221b:

I don’t understand why I’m finding this so funny…

He is so perfect!

He is so perfect!

I'm not a psychopath, I'm a fully functioning sociopath. Do your research.”